Worship

Stop worshipping people you've never even met.

Hate

If you stand for hate, you don't stand with me.

Morality

Phew, that's UGLY. In your effort to "fuck around and find out" with the rest of the world, did you dumbass USians forget about your ACTUAL neighbours? 

You're either headed for a revolution or a lineup at gun point. Smarten up and start treating each other like human beings.

"In 25-Country Survey, Americans Especially Likely To View Fellow Citizens as Morally Bad"

Pew Research study.

Scenario: Canada Wins

Scenario: the United States economy collapses and Canada becomes the most important part of North America. 

Russia attempts to invade Poland - France, Germany and Poland respond and Moscow falls. Ukraine becomes the superpower and Putin is put on trial.

The World decides it finally had enough of the horrors of Gaza, and Netanyahu is found executed by one of his own generals, Israel faces sanctions and 50 years of world exile.

It could happen. 

Epstein

In order to be a huge creep like Epstein, apparently you need to know anybody & everybody who's a mover & shaker, it looks like.

Glad I don't know any of these people. I'll just hang out in my room.

Mecha-Hitler

Go on and grow a Hitler 'stache Elon. I dare you. I triple-dog-dare you.

Greed

China wants Taiwan,
Russia wants Ukraine,
US wants Venezuela, Greenland, Canada
Israel wants Gaza.

You're all so greedy.